August 18, 2008

vitamin water team usa ad campaign

Vitamin_water_usa  
Love the new ad campaign the group over at Vitamin Water have rolled out. Featuring Chris Paul, Dwight Howard, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant and Deron Williams. More here.

August 17, 2008

on making it big

Primordial_dwarves
If I ever made it really big, I would, in fact, forget all about the little people.

August 15, 2008

wardrobe malfunction

Button_down
Huge error on my part this week. Although cleaned and pressed the second time around, I wore the same shirt on both Tuesday and Friday.

shawn johnson wins silver

Shawn_johnson
Olympic Medalist Shawn Johnson is little, cute, in shape and SIXTEEN!

(Is that ok?)  I'm 19..err...17.

who the fuck is russell brand?

Russell_Brand
And why is he doing so much better than me?

August 14, 2008

13

13
Should it come as any surprise that reports are now surfacing placing at least one of the miniscule Chinese gymnasts at 13?

julia child, spy

Julia-child
A memeber of the OSS, with 24,000 others, a precursor to the CIA during WWII. She would have killed you with that fish, among other foodstuffs.

August 13, 2008

kerri walsh shoulder bandage

Misty-may-shoulder
Everyone keeps asking what that strange shoulder-bandage thing Volley-baller Kerri Walsh wears during matches. Here, a still photograph shows it is a very disgusting, yet wonderfully artistic, tarantula.

debtors' prison

Debtors_prison
Have they outlawed debtors' prisons yet? Because I'm seriously considering no longer paying my bills.

cute blonde

Hotness
Needs to do something about those roots though.

August 12, 2008

dead rhode island landmarks

Ladd-school
Including the horrific Ladd School (above) and more, at Art In Ruins.

sox 19 rangers 17

Sox_rangers
I always loved Tee-Ball Night at Fenway.

August 11, 2008

more sugardaddie.com

Sugardaddie2  
What is that to the far right? A crustacean? They want you to click on a crustacean? I told you I don't trust that site.

sweet krissy

Sweet-krissy1   
Sweet Krissy, the Poor Man's Lucy Pinder.

men's synchronized diving

Synchronized_diving
I've never watched gay porn before, but I'm guessing it plays out something like men's synchronized diving.

indian call center

Call_center
I'll be pretty amazed if my Citibank VISA statement actually turns up at my new address.

polygamy

Polygamy

It troubles me that humans are one of the many species who are not naturally monogamous.

August 10, 2008

tampa bay rays

Tampabayrays

The Tampa Bay Rays win a team record 71 games, with close to two months still to play.

August 07, 2008

alex rodriguez

Arod


Will make a 7-2 game, 9-2.

biblical tramp stamp

Tramp_stamp_biblical_love

Nothing makes me want to hit a girl from behind more than reading scripture.